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hello?

Mike??? Hey! Dude it’s Petar. How’re the kids???

HELLO??? GUYS????

karina ur breaking up on me u gotta talk louder

moshi moshi

I think i have the wrong number

um

yes this is pizza hut

Dude stop calling me.

dude youre the one that called me

who the fuck is this.

dude youre gonna have to speak up

HOW DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER WHO DO YOU WORK FOR

I just wanna know if you’re open on Sundays.

is this the krusty krab?

No, this is Patrick!

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    Hello? YOU REACHED THE LINE OF THE SUPER KAWAII AND SUGOI KYLE. LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE PON PON PON WEI WEI WEI.
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    Tell me your secrets, Tab can.
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    yes hello am i doing this right????
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    You thought I hung up the phone? No Rachel, I didn’t hang up the phone, you idiot.
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    But WHY is the meaning of life 42?! The meaning of life is totally kittens!
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    deltrese did what now
  18. jumpluffs reblogged this from 4rzu and added:
    no this is patrick
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    Are you using an ikea phone in a tunnel or
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    I’M SORRY, I CAN’T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING.
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    NO THIS IS SANDI.
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    Why don’t we all just hang up?
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    i h a t e y o u a l l
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