May 2013
fuckyeahsexanddrugs:
i’ve been thinking a lot about this and it’s been hitting me hard lately because i’m in college and i don’t know when i’m gonna finish or what the hell i’m gonna do when it’s over or if i even wanna continue but i actually wanna graduate and it fucking sucks because school is just…school makes me feel like i’m never gonna get anywhere or that what i want is never gonna be...
bigshittyatheist asked: WHAT is that movie that you posted that photo series from???
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sorta pissed that mindcavity is a taken URL
slythermint:
when i was
a young boy
my father
took me into the city
to see a marching band
he said, “son when—”
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penis don’t babies
like, why am i supposed to care i have a penis
i stopped watching the last celebrity apprentice thing a while ago i don’t think i can handle the money (also penn won & if you didnt see that coming months ago then i unno)
“The cigarettes you light one after another won’t help you forget her.”
– Frank Sinatra (via moord)
Do as da Donald does den dont do dirty d-dis is a family show!
Close
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This new tumblr app feels pretty slick actually
Needed a smoke break away from all that trumpiness and some drunk guys tryin to get home started yelling some shit that devolved into being about which one had the bigger dickhole.
There are some things I’m totally gonna miss about this town
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pour this much ego into one place and yeah I guess this’ll happen
I watch this show and hope that I have enough money to one day irreverently dump cash into charities at random
there was one point where donald said into the camera that people should remember that he’s nice
take a drink every time donald trump has to remind the camera that “it’s all about charity”
AND PEOPLE ARE CHEERING
Omerosa and La Toya are fucking cat fighting on live tv with gary busey between the two of them holy shit
“one hundred thousand dollars, yeah, great”
*nods at the camera to start panning out*
donald trump’s dream job is to read the numbers on checks
einsteinonacid:
ineedtogetpaid:
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
like letting gary busey be on most episodes
that’s some fantastic scripting
donald accidentally implied that he had never actually heard gary sing and the dude looked so disappionted
the best part of this show is that it’s scripted but in the cleverest (read as: fuck you trump) ways
of course the fucking boardroom isn’t in front of an audience
i have the worst feeling that there is an audience of people tonight that had to watch donald trump’s show with donald trump
“dennis you talked with that kim un guy, right? you two are friends, yeah”
*dennis starts pointing at lil john for no reason*
“uh well uuhhhh”
the way donald trump says “little john” ffucckkkk
the donald show starring donald & the celebrities
watching the apprentice finale now
literally any time the camera zooms into look at a check my stomach turns a little bit
oh my god dennis is going to talk about korea with donald
nayx:
this Mathematics is way too difficult for me! i’m going to become a thunder god!
the leechers of torrents will be the first up against the wall,
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zach galifinakas on snl was probably the funniest thing snl has done in a while
also kanye west was good the other night
kordova:
suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like
stumbles unto the scene like whaddup i got some big dreams *vomits*
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*walks into place*
WHERE…ACLOCOL
“what did you even just say”
*double fists
